Friday, 1 April 2016

What empty nest?

Ok, it lasted about a week, then son returned from training college 'whilst he finds somewhere'!!
I think I will have to take the advice of a wise and knowledgeable friend:

Hmm. The standard advice is to move into a one-roomed apartment, but I can see that won’t appeal just now.

Woody Allen came close with,
        "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

My OAP generation got out of Mum & Dad’s cos we weren’t allowed, ahem, Visitors in our bedrooms.

        So Top Tip is to take all the interior doors off and go around the house kissing. Naked. Sure fire.

All good wishes for the everlasting moment.


Better get naked!! Visitors please knock before entering!



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